Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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fart

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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