Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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