Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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