- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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