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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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