- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

human centipede

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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