Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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I'm Polish.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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