Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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