How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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