- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

knock knock who's there? your destiny

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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