Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Tall asians

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

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