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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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