- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

I like poop in my butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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