When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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