what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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George W. Bush

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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autistic kids rock

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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