- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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