Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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