- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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