- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.