A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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I am a mime

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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