- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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