What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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