- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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