roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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