A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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