- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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