Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man checks his mypsace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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