- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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