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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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