knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Killing your friend as a joke.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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