- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Communism hehe xd

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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