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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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