Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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