- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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