what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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