Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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