- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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