A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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