69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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