What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Women's rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

I Have a Black Friend

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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