- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

I don't get it

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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