- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

My spelling is horrible

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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