- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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