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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What rhymes with milk...milf

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

my penis

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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