The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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