(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

12/23/2012

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Maths.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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