- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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