- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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