- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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