- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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