Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A man goes to the potty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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