- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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