What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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