why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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