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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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