- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Pain Olympics.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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