- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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