What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man goes to the potty.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Tucker Rivera

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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