- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

a man was shot.... he died

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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