- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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