- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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