- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What? Huh?

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A women left the kitchen.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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