Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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