- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

You are joking right?

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

My children are mistakes

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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