- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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