Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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