What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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