- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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