- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A dog was barking at a tree

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?