- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A lot eh?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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