- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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