- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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