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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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