- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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