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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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