- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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