- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A man goes to the potty.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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