What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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