What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Andoni was here

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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