- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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