- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

the WNBA.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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