- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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