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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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