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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

John lazzaro likes dick

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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