- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Take part of what?

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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