- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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