Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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