Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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