- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??