- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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