- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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