- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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