A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Allah walked into AK Bar

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

womens rights

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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