- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the WNBA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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