- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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