- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

My cat just died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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