In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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