- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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