- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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