- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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