My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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