- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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