Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

My spelling is horrible

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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