There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Obama lin Baden.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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