- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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