- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what's funny about war? nothing!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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