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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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