I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

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