why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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