- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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