- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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