- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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