Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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