A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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