How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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