- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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