- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

who is really lanky? james cornish

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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