- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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