- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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