- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man goes to the potty.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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