- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Hej Erik och Leo!!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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