What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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