- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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