Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Granny porn!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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