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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Tony Romo

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

NEVER

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power