- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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