- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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