What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Men's rights

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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