whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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