A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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