I'm Polish.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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