roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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God is real.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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