Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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