Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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