- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

poopy is poopy

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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