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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man did not like this site

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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