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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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