- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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