- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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