Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Communism hehe xd

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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