- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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