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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mom.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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