Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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