Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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