What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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