What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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