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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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