Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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