Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Men's rights

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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