How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Tony Romo

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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