- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My children are mistakes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do fat people commit suicide

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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