- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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