- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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