- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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