Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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