I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

My spelling is horrible

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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