whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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