Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

womens rights.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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