roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

God is real.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A lot eh?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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