- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red poo is poo

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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