- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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