Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's white and gluey Glue

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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