so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Anti Joke

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