- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

the economy.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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