- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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