- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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