What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

woman's rights

Cripples are lame.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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