- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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