- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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