- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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