- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

how do you call someone? use a phone

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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