- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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