Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

kieran is a homosexual

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