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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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