a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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