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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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