Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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