- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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