- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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