Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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