What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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