Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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