Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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