Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Anti Joke

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