People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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My jeans

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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