- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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