- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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