What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Women's rights.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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i hate non minorities!

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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