Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Get up Look in the mirror

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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