- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Allah walked into AK Bar

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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