why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

it was all Tagart

Dwarf Shortage

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man did not like this site

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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