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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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