A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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