- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Women outside of the kitchen.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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