Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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You idiot.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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