Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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