Knock Knock Who did that?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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bangers and mash?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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