- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

God is real.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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