What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Anti Joke

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