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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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