- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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