What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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