A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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