- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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