- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Jimmy Saville

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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