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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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