A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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