How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Where's the soap?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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