- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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