- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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