why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Guest what in the butt

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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