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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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