- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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