- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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