Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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