- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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