- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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