Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

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