why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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