What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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