You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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