…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Read a Book.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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