What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A man did not like this site

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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