- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.