- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A penis walks into a bar..

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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