I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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