Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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my penis

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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