- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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