- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

drugs.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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