- Anti Joke

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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