what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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american idol

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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