Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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