- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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