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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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