- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the difference?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.