Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Cheese

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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