- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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