- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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