- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Julian Ha.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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