why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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