Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Anti Joke

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