kieran is a homosexual

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Albert your flies undone.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

i hate black people

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

whos district champs not JM

White men's rights

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