- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

a man was shot.... he died

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A blonde dies Lololol

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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