- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I am a mime

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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