Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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the economy.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why? Why not?

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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