- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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