Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Anti Joke

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