- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock come in

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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