the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A lot eh?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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