- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

noah is a scrub jungle

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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