Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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