Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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