You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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God is real.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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