- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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