what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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hi joshua

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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