- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Im taking a shit right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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