- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

outside your comfort zone

woman's rights

Yes

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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