A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What is green and slow Grass.

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