- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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