- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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