What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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