Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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guess what what ...

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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