what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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