A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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