- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.