- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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