Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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