This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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* anti-punchline

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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