- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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