Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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