- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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