- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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