Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How you know when dislextic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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