- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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