A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Yes

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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