bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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