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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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