- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

if you don't like this you're gay

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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