- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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