- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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