In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

God is real.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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