- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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