Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...