- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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