- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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