- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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