- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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