- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

This is an anti-joke.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

class is canceled. My professor died.

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