How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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