- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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