- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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