- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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