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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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