- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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