If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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