- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What? Huh?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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