- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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