Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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