What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Communism hehe xd

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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