- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

The New York Giants

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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