Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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