A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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