- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A gay man watches football.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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