What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Want to hear a joke? Obama

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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