- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

God is real.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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