- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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