Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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