This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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