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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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