- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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