- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

XD Jackass.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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