What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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