A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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