If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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