Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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