- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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