roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Anti Joke

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