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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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