A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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it was all Tagart

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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