- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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