- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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