- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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