- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I have cancer. And you're next.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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