Whats the defination of cruelty

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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woman's rights

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Yes

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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