- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

My children are mistakes

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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