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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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