- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Rylan Clark

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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