What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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