- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A miserable man committed suicide.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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