- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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