Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

AIDS

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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