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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A man goes to the potty.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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