Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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