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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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