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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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