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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I'm homeless.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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