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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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