Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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