Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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