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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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