- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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