- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I? Everett

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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