The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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