- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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