A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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