- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Your girlfriend.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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