- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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