- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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