- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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