what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's white and gluey Glue

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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