Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

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