- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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