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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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