what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than this That :(

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Im taking a shit right now.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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