why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

womens rights.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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