what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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