Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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autistic kids rock

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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