- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy