- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Jesus Christ

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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