What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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hi charles lattuca III

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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