- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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