Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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