Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do I hate? people

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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