What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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