- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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