Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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