- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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