- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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