- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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