What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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