What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

like most people my age. im 27

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

star wars kid

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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