your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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