- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

drugs.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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