- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A dancer walks into a barre

star wars kid

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

the WNBA.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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