Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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