Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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