What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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