- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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