what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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I am a mime

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Anti Joke

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