what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Sarah Palin.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Actually it was me Josh brown

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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