How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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