Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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poo

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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