- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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