- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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