- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

drugs.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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