why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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