What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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