my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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