- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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