- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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