- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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