- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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