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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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