- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Tony Romo

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Jimmy Saville

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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