- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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