I am a mime

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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