- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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