- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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