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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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