- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.