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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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