There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Julian Ha.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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