- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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