How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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the WNBA.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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