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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy