Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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