A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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