Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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