What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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