What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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