How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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