- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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