- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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