- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock Knock.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

you will like this because i am black.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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