- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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