Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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I am a mime

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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