- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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