- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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