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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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