- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

bite me

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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