- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

womens rights.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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