- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

ever tried african food? they neither

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