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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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