What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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