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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

womens rights

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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