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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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