- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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