Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Blacks

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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