A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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