- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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