- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock, Knock Come in

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

drugs.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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