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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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