- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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