Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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