Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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My jeans

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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My children are mistakes

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Take wrong turns

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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I love you

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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