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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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