- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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