- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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