- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

star wars kid

A dancer walks into a barre

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

the WNBA.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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