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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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