What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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