A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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