- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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