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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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