- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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