- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

I'm hungry.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

My mom

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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