Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A dancer walks into a barre

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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