- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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