What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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