- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I love pissing people off :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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