What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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