Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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