Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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