- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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