- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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