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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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