What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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