A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

One, two, three, four and five

Want to hear a joke? Obama

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yellow People !!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...