- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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