Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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