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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's 9+10? 19

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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