- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

antonio has a penis head.lol

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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