- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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