- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

9/11 my birthday

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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