Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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