- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

The Colts this year.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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