- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Pain Olympics.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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