- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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