- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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