- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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