Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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