whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is older than history?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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