Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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