Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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