what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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