I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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