- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

scraggle is in you pillow case

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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