What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Happy Monday!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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