- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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