- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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