What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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