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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

God is real.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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