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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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