Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

steven hawking walks into a bar

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

homosexual rights to marriage

this website is a bad joke

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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