What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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NEVER

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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