- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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