- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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