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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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