- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.