Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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