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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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