- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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