Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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