- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

I like that, but why am I happy?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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