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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

womens rights

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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