- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

antonio has a penis head.lol

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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