U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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My jeans

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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