- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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