- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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