What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Communism hehe xd

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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