knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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I am a mime

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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