Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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civil rights

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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