what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man did not like this site

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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