- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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