What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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