- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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