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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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