- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Women's rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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