- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??