i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I am a mime

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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