- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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