Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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