What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man goes to the potty.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Long joke Your such a downey

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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