A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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