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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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