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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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