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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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