- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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