Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

star wars kid

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A dancer walks into a barre

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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