- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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