What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

The Labour Party.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Tucker Rivera

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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