- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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