- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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