What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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