- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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