- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

NEVER

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, yup.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

knock knock come in

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy