- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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