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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

why does the man appear fat he is

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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