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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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