- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A guy walks into a bar

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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