- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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