- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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