- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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