what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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your so fat. your fat!

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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