- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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