- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock knock knock OCD

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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