- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

the WNBA.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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