- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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