- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A gay man watches football.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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