- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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