1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Do you play piano? No

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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