¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Nobody cares maddie!

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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