Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's better than a stick? A stone

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