- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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