- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

knock knock come in

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.