- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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