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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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