Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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