- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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