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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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