- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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