- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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