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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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