- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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