What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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