What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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