- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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