- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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