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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Dwight Howard

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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