What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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