What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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