- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

all these jokes are horrible now

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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