- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I'm Polish.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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