Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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