- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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