- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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