What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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star wars kid

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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