- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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