Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Actually it was me Josh brown

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Maths.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

12/23/2012

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...