(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Donald Trump

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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