- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Obama lin Baden.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

the economy.