What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A man goes to the potty.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

HELLO EVERYONE

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Sarah Palin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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