Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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it was all Tagart

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man did not like this site

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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