what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

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