- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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