- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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