- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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