A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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