- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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