- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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