Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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