Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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how much fish could a chicken

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civil rights

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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