- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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