- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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