How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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