- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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