- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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