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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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