What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What? Huh?

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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