Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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