Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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