- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

my penis

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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