A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Communism hehe xd

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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