How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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