- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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