what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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