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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

yolo your orange looks orange

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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