- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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