- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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