A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Donald Trump

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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