- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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