Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Sarah Palin.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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