What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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