- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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