- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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