When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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