- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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