- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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