Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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