Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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