Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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