- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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