- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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