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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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