A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Communism hehe xd

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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