- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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