- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??