- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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