- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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