A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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