- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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