- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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