Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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