- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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