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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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