- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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