- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Matt is a Duster!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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