- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Andoni was here

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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