- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

womens rights.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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