- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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