What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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