Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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