When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Indians

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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