- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What page are you on The gay page.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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