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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

civil rights

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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