- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Where's my baby??

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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