- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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