what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Yellow People !!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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