There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

I hate blackniggers

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

a black man walks out of popeyes

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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