How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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the WNBA.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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