- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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