- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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