- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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