- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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