- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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