Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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