Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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