- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

I'm hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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