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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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