Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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