What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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