Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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