- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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