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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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