- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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