- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's white and gluey Glue

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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