Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A man goes to the potty.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

HELLO EVERYONE

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Sarah Palin.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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