- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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