What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

antonio has a penis head.lol

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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