How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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