- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you gay?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

The New York Giants

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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