What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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