whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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