- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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