Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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