- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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