- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

quantum physics?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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