Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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