Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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