- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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