a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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