What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

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