3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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