- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why dont they make black forks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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