- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

gay marriage.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

American healthcare.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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