- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

The chicken crossed the road.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's 6+2? 16

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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