- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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