How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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im jewish

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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