What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock Knock, Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

thumb_up thumb_down +33

fart

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What what In the butt

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why did the chicken cross the road

thumb_up thumb_down +33

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

thumb_up thumb_down +31

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why....... Because.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

69

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A women walks out of a kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops