Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A Jew returns change.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Myspace

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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