What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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no

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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barack osama

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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josh simpson has cancer

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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AROUND

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Women's rights

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