What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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