whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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johann grayson being liked

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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i like potatoes

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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