How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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im jewish

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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