N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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