What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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