Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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My sister has to take a dump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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