- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

fart

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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