Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Penis

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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