What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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