Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

johann grayson being liked

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

does this look unsure to you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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