What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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penis

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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No.

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Well, this is fun.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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