An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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dildo

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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