why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Black people are innocent.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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