- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Ruller

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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