Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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This joke isnt funny.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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