Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why Because

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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DANA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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