Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Jews for Jesus

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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