- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

kennah campion... being nice

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Women's rights.

Exactly what?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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