- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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