Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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The government makes a good decision

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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im jewish

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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