- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The chicken crossed the road.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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