A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Small breasts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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