- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Exactly what?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Jews for Jesus

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A black succeeds

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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