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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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cheese

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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