There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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...Jack Vale

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Military intelligence.

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I won the game.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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