Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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