why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

So one time this woman was learning...

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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