- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Child Prostitution.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I won the game.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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