what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Womens rights.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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marble

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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