Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

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