What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What time is it? 10:58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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