- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

live babies

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Turtles

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

does this look unsure to you?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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