He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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