how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Womens rights.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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