- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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