- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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