- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Benevolent villain.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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