- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

I won the game.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

amy copied adams haircut :0

knock knock you may come in

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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