Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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jgkbk,mn

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Women's rights

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Brett Farve

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

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