- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Lockerbie bombing

knock knock you may come in

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

Obama

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

i have 2 penises

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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