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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

i like potatoes

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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