What do black men do in the South? Hang around

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Myspace

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

josh simpson has cancer

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

AROUND

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Military intelligence.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

knock knock you may come in

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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