What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Jasper sucks.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Canada

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Anti Joke

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