- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

I won the game.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why....... Because.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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