What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Steering Wheel Face.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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