- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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