- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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