The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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arse

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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