Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hitler

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Ben is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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