- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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