What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

does this look unsure to you?

Exactly what?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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