Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Rob Bell

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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