Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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