Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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