- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Black people are innocent.

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