9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

That's unfortunate.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

james schmitt whats your last name

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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