An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The chicken crossed the road.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Hello world

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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