What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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womans rights

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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