- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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