Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A ginger rapping.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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