- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's 6 + 9? 15.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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