Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Penis

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Freedom of Speech

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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