- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

why did the man die? he got shot

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

son, you're adopted.

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