- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Rob Bell

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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