- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i like potatoes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A Jew returns change.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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