- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

i have 2 penises

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

minorities

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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