YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Rob Bell

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Lockerbie bombing

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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