Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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