- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

I met a man today. His name was John.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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