A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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