why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Kate

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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come along children

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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