What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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hi my name is? joe

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knock knock come in

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Hello world

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A man buys free health care...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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