Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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This joke isnt funny.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A ginger rapping.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hello world

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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