What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

No.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's big? Jupiter.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Steering Wheel Face.

Aodhan Hearty

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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