- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Steering Wheel Face.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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