Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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