- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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