Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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SPAMS!!!

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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