- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What is Jason? Black.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Sonic

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Womens rights.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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