You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why....... Because.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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