“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

kennah campion... being nice

Exactly what?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Women's rights.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Jasper sucks.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A black succeeds

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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