- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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