- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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