i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

im jewish

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

fart

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Lockerbie bombing

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

i have 2 penises

What's 9 +10 19

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

knock knock you may come in

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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