How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

So one time this woman was learning...

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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