why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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