how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

I won the game.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

amy copied adams haircut :0

knock knock you may come in

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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