- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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