A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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josh simpson has cancer

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jgkbk,mn

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Brett Farve

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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