Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Obama

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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