- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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