Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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