i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

One, two, three, four and five

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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