When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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