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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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