What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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