- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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