- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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