- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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