Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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