What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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