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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

ever tried african food? they neither

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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