- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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