WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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hi charles lattuca III

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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i'm hard

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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