- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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