So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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