Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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