what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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