- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

No soup for you!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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