- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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