- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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