- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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