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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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