What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why? Because.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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