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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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