- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock. Get out!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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