Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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