There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Where's my baby??

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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