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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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