What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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