- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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