Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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