- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

womens rights.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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