jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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