What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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