- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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