- Anti Joke

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.