What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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