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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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