- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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