- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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