Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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