- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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