Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Communism hehe xd

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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