What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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