- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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