- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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