Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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