What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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sadf

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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