- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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