- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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