Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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