- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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