What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A man goes to the potty.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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