- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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