- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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