Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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