Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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