- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

i hate non minorities!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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