The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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