- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock knock knock OCD

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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