- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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