- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Women outside of the kitchen.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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