what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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A lot eh?

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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