What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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