How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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