What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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