- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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