Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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