Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

it was all Tagart

Dwarf Shortage

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A man did not like this site

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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