- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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