How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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