mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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