- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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