- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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