Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

You idiot.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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