A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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