- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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