Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The holocaust

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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