What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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