Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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the WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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