- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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