- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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