- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i'm hard

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A fat guy!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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