- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

drugs.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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