why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

One, two, three, four and five

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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