what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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