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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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