- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

i'm hard

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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