what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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