Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How old are you? 7

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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