Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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