- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Get up Look in the mirror

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red poo is poo

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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