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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tall asians

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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