What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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