Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Your girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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