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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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