- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

womans rights...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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