Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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My jeans

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I love you

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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