Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Anti Joke

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