- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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