- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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