- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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