- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Pain Olympics.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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