Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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