What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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