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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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