What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Women's professional sports

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I am a mime

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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