- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do fat people commit suicide

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Jovan

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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