- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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