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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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