- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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