- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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