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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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