Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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