- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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