Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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