What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats the defination of cruelty

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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