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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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