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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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How many light bulbs? 1

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly