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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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