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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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