- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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