Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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