- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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