Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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www.xnxx.com

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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