- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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