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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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