A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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homosexual rights to marriage

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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