what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

a man checks his mypsace

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