- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock come in

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

NEVER

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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