- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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