- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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