Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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