knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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