- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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