- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I have read the terms and conditions

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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