- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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