- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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