What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Chris is hairy

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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