- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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