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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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