- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

drugs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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