- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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