- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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