How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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