- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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