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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's white and gluey Glue

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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