- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A dog was barking at a tree

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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