- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's 1+1? 69.

I'm Polish.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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