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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A lot eh?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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