- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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