Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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