- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you spell eight? 8

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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