- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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