- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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