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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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