- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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