Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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