Who's gay? Justin Beaver

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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