In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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