- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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