Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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