- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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