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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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