whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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