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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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