why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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