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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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