- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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