- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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