A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

penis. nuff said.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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