- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A russian gives away vodka.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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