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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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