Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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