homosexual rights to marriage

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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