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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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