Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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