Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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