- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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