Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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