Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How old are you? 7

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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