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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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