a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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