- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

This is an anti-joke.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Take part of what?

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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