Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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