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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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