- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Granny porn!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Dwarf Shortage

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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