how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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