How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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