- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

NEVER

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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