Turkey Balls

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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