Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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