What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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I'm sn otter

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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