Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock knock... Home invasion

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Turkey Balls

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Hej Erik och Leo!!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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