What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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My jeans

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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I love you

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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