- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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