- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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