- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??