- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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