- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism hehe xd

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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