- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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