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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's the difference between a lamp?

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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