- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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