why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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