- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What rhymes with milk...milf

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.