- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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