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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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