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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A women left the kitchen.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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