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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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