- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

jibby jobby

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Women's rights.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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