Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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