why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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