What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Potassium? K.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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