- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

a man checks his mypsace

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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