a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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I'm sn otter

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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