Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A chicken walked into the bar...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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