- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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