- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

My spelling is horrible

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Camerons hair is Curly..

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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