- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Communism hehe xd

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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