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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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