- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Cheese

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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