Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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