- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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