What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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