Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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12 in general

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Jimmy Saville

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Tony Romo

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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