roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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