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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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