whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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