- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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