- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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