what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

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