- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Obama lin Baden.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch