Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

13 =B you just learned something

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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