what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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