why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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the WNBA.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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