Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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