This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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