- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

White men's rights

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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