why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

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