Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Camerons hair is Curly..

You idiot.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Anti Joke

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