- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Cripples are lame.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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