- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do fat people commit suicide

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??