Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man did not like this site

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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