- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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