- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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