A women left the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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