what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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