Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Who wants water? I do.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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