- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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