- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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