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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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