- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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