Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A women left the kitchen.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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