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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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