A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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