- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

FUCK YOU

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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