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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

hi joshua

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

well use a tissue!

Penis.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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