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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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