- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Cheese

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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