- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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