- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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