an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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