- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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