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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

eoin burgin is fat

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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