- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??