Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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