- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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