- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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