what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

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