A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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