If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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