- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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