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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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