- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I love pissing people off :P

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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