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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Balls

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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