- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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