Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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