What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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women's rights.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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