- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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