- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock knock... Home invasion

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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