What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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