- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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