- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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