Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

your mom was so fat that she died.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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