Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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