Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Penis.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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