- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

woman's rights

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.