if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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hi joshua

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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well use a tissue!

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Penis.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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