- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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