what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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