what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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