- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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