- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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