Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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woman's rights

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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civil rights

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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