Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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your mom.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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