homosexual rights to marriage

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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