an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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