Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's 1+1? 69.

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