Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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