- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

White men's rights

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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