- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I think everybody should have a penis.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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