- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How old are you? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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