- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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