- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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