- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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