Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Jack Stevens

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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