What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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