What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A man goes to the potty.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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