- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tony Romo

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Cripples are lame.

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