Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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like if your cool

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Bitch

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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