Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

womens rights

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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