- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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