what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's 1+1? 69.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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