- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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