- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Take part of what?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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