What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

knock knock go away

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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