Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A lot eh?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

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