- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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