- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Jesus Christ

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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