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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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