Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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