- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

womens rights.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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