Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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