Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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