Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Dumb

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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