If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Cripples are lame.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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