What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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