- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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