What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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