- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Jesus Christ

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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