- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

how do you call someone? use a phone

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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