- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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