What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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