- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Wanna hear a joke? no

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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