Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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