Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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