- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why did the blue berry cross the road

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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