- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A baby seal walks into a club.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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