Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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