What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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knock knock Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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