- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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