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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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