- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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