whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

you will like this because i am black.

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