- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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