Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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