- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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