- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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