- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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