What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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