- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how much fish could a chicken

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A dog was barking at a tree

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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