what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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