Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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