- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.