What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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