What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

This is my favorite antijoke.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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