- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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