What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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FUCK YOU

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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alert('The Game')

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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