Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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