- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

9/11 my birthday

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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