Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Read a Book.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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