- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

NEVER

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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