Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

knock knock come in

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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