Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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