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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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