- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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