- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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