Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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