- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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