- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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