- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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