- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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