What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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