What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A lot eh?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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