- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Sarah Palin.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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