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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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