- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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