Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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