- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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