- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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