What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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are you gay does your mom know

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cool

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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