Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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