- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

penis. nuff said.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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