Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Dwight Howard

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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