Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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