A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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