- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

womens rights.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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