why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Julian Ha.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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