- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Communism hehe xd

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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