- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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