- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Steve Jobs is alive.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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