- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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