- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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