yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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