The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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