A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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