- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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