How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

thumb_up thumb_down -2

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jesus Christ

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

thumb_up thumb_down -4

race-car = rac-ecar

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops