What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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