- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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