- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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