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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust