- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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