Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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