What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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