What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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