You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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