- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Tucker Rivera

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A russian gives away vodka.

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