What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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I agree

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