- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Eric is gay Ha

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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