- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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