What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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