- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Get on the boat.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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