A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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