- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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