- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

VITAMIN C!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Death by kayak

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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