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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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