What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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this website is a bad joke

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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