Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Maths.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Sarah Palin.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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