I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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