- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

knock knock come in

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what's funny about war? nothing!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??