- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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