Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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this website is a bad joke

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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