- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tall asians

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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