- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Peas

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

this website is a bad joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

race-car = rac-ecar

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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