- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

autistic kids rock

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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