how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A man died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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