- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

try slamming a revolving door

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Donald Trump.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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