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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Puns are terrible. I love them.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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