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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Dwight Howard

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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