What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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