Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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