Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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