- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I like that, but why am I happy?

jews

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Get on the boat.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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