- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

White men's rights

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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