- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

God is real.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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