- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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