- Anti Joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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