- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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