- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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