whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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