- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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