- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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