Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock Knock.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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