- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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