What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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