- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.