- Anti Joke

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.