- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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