Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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jews

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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