why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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