a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

star wars kid

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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