- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]