- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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