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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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