- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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