- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Women's professional sports

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