- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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