- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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