- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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