What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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