- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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