Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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My children are mistakes

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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