- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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