Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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human centipede

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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