are you saying pam, or pan?

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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