- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock knock Come in

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

God is real.

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