- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??