- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my penis

womens rights.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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