- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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