-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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