What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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America

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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