- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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