Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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