- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

you will like this because i am black.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

knock knock Goodbye

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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