- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Flowers are colors Love me

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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