Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Pain Olympics.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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