- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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