- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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