Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock knock... Home invasion

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

dat shoe shine tho

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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