- Anti Joke

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

I? Everett

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is the difference?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!