You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A women left the kitchen.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What? Huh?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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