- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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