What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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The New York Giants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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