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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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