- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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