People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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