- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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