An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Please ignore this statement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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