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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Please ignore this statement.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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