- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock knock knock OCD

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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