To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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