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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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