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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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