- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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