- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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