- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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