- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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