Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

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