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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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