A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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