No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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