- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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