Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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