- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Diarrhea

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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