- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock knock Come in

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

this website is a bad joke

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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