- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

guess what what ...

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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