Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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