- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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