- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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