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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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