- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Obama lin Baden.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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