- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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