Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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