Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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