What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do I hate? people

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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