A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A russian gives away vodka.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Tucker Rivera

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Actually it was me Josh brown

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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