I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Anti Joke

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