- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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