I met a man today. His name was John.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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womans rights

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Mexicans working in an office

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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