Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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