What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Popsicles

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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