I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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