why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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