- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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