- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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