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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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