why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Cheese

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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