- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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