yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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