What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Who is John Galt?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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