How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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