- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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