- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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