what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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