- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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