- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Bitch

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

like if your cool

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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