What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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diarrhea.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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