- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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