What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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the WNBA.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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