One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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