- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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