what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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