Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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