- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

My jeans

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Take wrong turns

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??