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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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