- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock Come in

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

One, two, three, four and five

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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