Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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