- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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