- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Get on the boat.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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