- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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