What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Anti Joke

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