How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

angelo snyder is not ga

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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