- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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