- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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