- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black man walks out of a police station

Cheese

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

No

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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