What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A black man walks out of a police station

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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