Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Donald Trump

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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