- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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