- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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