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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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