- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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