How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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