- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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