A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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My spelling is horrible

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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