- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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