- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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