- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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