- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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