- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

womens rights.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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