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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

You should read the Terms of Service.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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