Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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