- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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