- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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