- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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