- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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