- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

I'm hungry.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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