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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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