A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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