- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

antonio has a penis head.lol

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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