- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Sarah Palin.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

guess what what ...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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