- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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