- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A miserable man committed suicide.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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