A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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My spelling is horrible

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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