- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call an amazing person Good

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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