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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

So a bar walks into a man...

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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