- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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