- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Women.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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