What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Knock Knock Come in

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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