What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

the economy.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

NEVER

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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