- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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