- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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