Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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