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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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