- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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