- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

One, two, three, four and five

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

steven hawking walks into a bar

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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