- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.