- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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