What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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