- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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