There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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