One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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