miha kako si?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

womens rights

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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