Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How you know when dislextic

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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