- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

You know what's funny? Rape

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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