- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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