- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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