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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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