- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A pope meets another one

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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