- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

who is really lanky? james cornish

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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