What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Knock knock knock OCD

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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