My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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