- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??