- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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