- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.