what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

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