- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

can you touch your toes? no

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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