- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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