whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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