- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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