- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??