Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

this website is a bad joke

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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