Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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White men's rights

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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