What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Cheese

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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