What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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