- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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