- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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