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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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