- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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