- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Death by kayak

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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