- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

I'm tired.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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