J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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