- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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