What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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