- Anti Joke

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

a blind man walks into a wall

A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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