Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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