What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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