- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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