Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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