Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Tony Romo

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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