Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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