Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Please ignore this statement.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Anti Joke

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