- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I am a mime

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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