- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

men's rights activists

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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