what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

I don't get it

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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