- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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