- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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