Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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womans rights...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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