- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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