- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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