Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How many light bulbs? 1

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Poop

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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