whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Potassium? K.

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