- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

My children are mistakes

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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