Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Donald Trump

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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