- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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