- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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