How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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