What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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