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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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