Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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