i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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