how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

69.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

The chickens have become self-aware!

womens rights.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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