- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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