- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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