Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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