What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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bangers and mash?

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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