- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

your mom was so fat that she died.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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