how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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