- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A miserable man committed suicide.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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