- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

homosexual rights to marriage

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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