- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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