Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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