Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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