- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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