- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

why does the man appear fat he is

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What are annoying? Ads.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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