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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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