- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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