- Anti Joke

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets