- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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