- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Guess what? I like trains.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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