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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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