They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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