- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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