- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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