- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Take wrong turns

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Turkey Balls

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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