A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A lot eh?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

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