What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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