- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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