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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

AIDS

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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