An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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