Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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