- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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