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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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