- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A women left the kitchen.

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