A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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