- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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