- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Yes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tony Romo

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

woman's rights

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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