A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock... Home invasion

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Turkey Balls

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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