- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

drugs.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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