Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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