- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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