What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Huh?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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