Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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