Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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