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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats black and strange a paki

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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