Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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