What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -22

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

My children are mistakes

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

thumb_up thumb_down -22

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops