Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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The Labour Party.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

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