- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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