- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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