(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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