What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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