- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

12 in general

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

knock knock? come in

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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