johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

womens rights.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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