SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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