- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a dyslexic man walked his god.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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