- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.