- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.