- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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