Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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