- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!