- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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