Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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