What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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