- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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