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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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