- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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