- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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