- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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