Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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