- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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