- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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