- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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