Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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