- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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