Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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