- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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