- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

knock knock Goodbye

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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