Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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