Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

I agree

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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