- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

My spelling is horrible

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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