Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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And you honored it I see :P

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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