- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

The New York Giants

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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