What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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