What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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