- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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