- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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