- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a bar walks into a man...

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Jovan

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