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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Dwight Howard

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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