- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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