I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Take wrong turns

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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