Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A man did not like this site

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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