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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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