three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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