Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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