- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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