A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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