- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Cripples are lame.

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