Denard Robinson

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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american idol

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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