- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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