- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Error 37.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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