What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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