what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Jesus Christ

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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