give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

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