- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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