What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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