Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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