If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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