Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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