A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

one stop shop

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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