- Anti Joke

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A black man walks out of a police station

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Anti Joke

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