- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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