- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

God is real.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

womens rights.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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