- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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