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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Cripples are lame.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Tony Romo

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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