What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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