- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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