- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Jack Stevens

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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