- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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