- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

This is an anti-joke.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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