- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

WILLYS

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Knock Knock.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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