- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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