- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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