a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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