Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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My cat just died.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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