- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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