- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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