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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.