- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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