.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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