- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Diarrhea

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??