- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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