- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

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