whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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