- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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