What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

America

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man goes to the potty.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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