Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

i am a dino. RAWR.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

eoin burgin is fat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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