- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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