- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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