roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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