- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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