- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

get in the car.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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