why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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