- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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