- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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