Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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