- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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