Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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