What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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