Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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guess what what ...

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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