- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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