How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Anti Joke

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