- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What's white and black? Color blind.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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