- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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