- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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