- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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