- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Your're racist.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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