Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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