- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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