- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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