- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Get on the boat.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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