What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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