Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

My mom

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Read a Book.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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