Why? Because.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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