- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Drew Knowles is gay

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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