Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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