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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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