Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womans having rights.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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