- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man goes to the potty.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Sarah Palin.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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