What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did you poop because you are a poop

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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