- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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