- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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