- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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