- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

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