How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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