Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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My jeans

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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