- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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