- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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