- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Chris Bosh's neck

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