Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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I love you

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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