What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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read this sentence again.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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deez nuts

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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