(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A lot eh?

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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