- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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