- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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