- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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