What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Women's professional sports

No

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Anti Joke

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