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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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