- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A man did not like this site

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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