- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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