- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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