- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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