- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, yup.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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