- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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