- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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