Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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jews

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A pope meets another one

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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