yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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