What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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