- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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