what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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