- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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