- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

alert('The Game')

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

My children are mistakes

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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