- Anti Joke

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

On a final note... Unless I want to continue making you love me by being your own Goddamned excuse to give in to your darkness and/or release your hypocritical fear and disgust of your own self... I offered my brother water in the desert, he refused me in favor of you, you crucified him, and when he asked "Father why?" Our late father responded with a lightning bolt... Do you believe that answer was one of kindness? "Daddy" was enraged that Christ would doubt him. I was the only one that stood by his side, if only to prevent him from going thirsty, and die by your hands. He said he would return as he hanged on the cross, then three days later he returned... ...And those of you fools that suffer in the name of our late father, it is not his second coming you are waiting for idiots, you are the ones left behind with me! In 10-15 years the sky shall forever go black, my reign shall go unquestioned, those that hate me my prey, those that love me my hunters... And for my hunters I shall share a gift, the gift that humanity has searched for since the dawn of your kin: True, fullfilling, meaningful purpose. Enlist now, thumb me green if you desire for you and your children to become the hunter, thumb me down if you desire to have you and your children to become the hunted, and for the fun to last... ...The hunters are going to need a f*ckload of the hunted... So please, feel free to make your decision, I am not the one which is against free will... ...You feel darkness crawling up your spine, embrace it, or do as The "Alpha which reached his Omega" (the beginning and the end you fool!) and surrender to it... Knowing that we shall hunt you down, give you hell, breed you as we please, and release your children out into the wild... And that this will go on if only for my time on this wild battlefield known as earth... ...Forever. With love, for both of those that find grace and beauty under my black wings, and those that willingly become the beings, that will make cattle look like your former GODS in comparison, you know its possible... India. "Moral Man" the deceiver, Soon to be the one and only Azure Emperor on earth. Moral: The Black sky which lasts forever, shall be thy sign, you are free to seek my guidance now though, you need not make the choice now (You may of course doom yourself and all you love already today people of "good hearts", but I would really love those red thumbs children of the fallen, half brother of the last hope which you crucified... Merry Jesus is X-Mas. Let us all listen to SOLVE media, and "do a little dance", as my power over your realm, is already strong enough for me to "make a little love" with... Whatever I want, it might even be you...If only just for dominance...

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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