- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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