Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than this That :(

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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