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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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