- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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