- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red poo is poo

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!