How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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