Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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