Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Tony Romo

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Jimmy Saville

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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