- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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