baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A lot eh?

your face

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Anti Joke

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