- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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