- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9+10? 19

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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