- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

womens rights

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A lot eh?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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