What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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