- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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