- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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