- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!