- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

you will like this because i am black.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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