- Anti Joke

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's there

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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