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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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