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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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