What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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