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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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