- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A American seeking into mexico

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Nobody cares maddie!

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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