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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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