- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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