- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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