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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What rhymes with milk...milf

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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