Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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