- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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