What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Anti Joke

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