- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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