- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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