A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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