what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

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