Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Death by kayak

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hats better than a stick? A stone

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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