A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I am a mime

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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