What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Click here for free sandwich.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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