- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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