- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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