- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

HELLO EVERYONE

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Tucker Rivera

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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