Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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