Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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