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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.