- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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