- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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