- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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