If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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