No it doesnt..

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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