- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How old are you? 7

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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