Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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penis. nuff said.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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