poopy is poopy

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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