- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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