- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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