What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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