Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Charlie Sheen

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What are annoying? Ads.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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