Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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