- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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