- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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