- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

can you touch your toes? no

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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