- Anti Joke

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.