CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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