- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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