- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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