What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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