- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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