- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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