- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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