Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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pobody's nerfect

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bite me

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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