Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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