What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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your face

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A lot eh?

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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