what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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