What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Donald Trump

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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