- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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