A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...