What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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