How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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