Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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