- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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