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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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