What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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America

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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