What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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