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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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