- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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