What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

the WNBA.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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