eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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a man checks his mypsace

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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