- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your big dick.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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