- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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