- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team