A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

human centipede

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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