- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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