a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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