Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Pain Olympics.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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My cat just died.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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