why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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