- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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