it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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