How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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