- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Moral

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

1+2 = 6

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

my shift key is broken1

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Kys

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is life? Paul.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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