- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

My cat just died.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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