- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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