- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I'm Polish.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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