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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Dwight Howard

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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