- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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