- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A young baby died.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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