- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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