- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

womens rights.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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