- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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