- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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