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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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