A blonde dies Lololol

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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