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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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