A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

NEVER

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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