- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's better than a stick? A stone

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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