- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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