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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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