- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Jack Stevens

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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