There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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