What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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