- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

My cat just died.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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