If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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