- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

alert('The Game')

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

My children are mistakes

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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