- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

can you touch your toes? no

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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