Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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