What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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