Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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