yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Im taking a shit right now.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

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