- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

read this sentence again.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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