Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Sarah Palin.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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guess what what ...

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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