- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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