What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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