- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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