What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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NEVER

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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hi michael

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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