A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...