- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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