- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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