- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Flowers are colors Love me

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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