Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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