A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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