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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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