A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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this website is a bad joke

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

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