- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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