- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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