Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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