- Anti Joke

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none