- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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