- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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