A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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America

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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