- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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