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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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