An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock knock Come in

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A man did not like this site

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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