- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call two dog? dogs

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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