- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what did one computer say to the other .........

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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