I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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