How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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it was all Tagart

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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