- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

hey guys im gay

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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