- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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