- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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