A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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