- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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