- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

womens rights

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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