- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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