- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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