- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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