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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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