Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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