- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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