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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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