Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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