Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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