- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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