- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Jesus Christ

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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