- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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