- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A chicken walked into the bar...

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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