Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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