- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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