- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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