Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's 9+10? 19

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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