- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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