- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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