- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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