How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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