What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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