Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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