- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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