- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Gus's mom

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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