- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

my penis

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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