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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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