- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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