- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A black man walks out of a police station

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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