- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

White men's rights

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.