In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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