you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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BIG MAC'S

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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