- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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