A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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