- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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