- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

In soviet Russia...things are different

miha kako si?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

womens rights

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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