- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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