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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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