A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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12 in general

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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