- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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