Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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John Cena for president

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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