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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

12/23/2012

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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