Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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