Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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