- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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