- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

quantum physics?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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