- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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