- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

your face

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

homosexual rights to marriage

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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