Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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