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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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