Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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