- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

my penis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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