- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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