What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock, knock. Come in.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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