- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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