What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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