I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Tall asians

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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