- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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