- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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