what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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