Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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