- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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