I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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i hate non minorities!

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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