What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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