- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Maths.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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