roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A women left the kitchen.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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