A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Nobody cares maddie!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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