- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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