Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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bangers and mash?

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