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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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