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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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