The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Burp

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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