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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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