- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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