- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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