- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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