Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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