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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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