How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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dat shoe shine tho

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Anti Joke

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