the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

homosexual rights to marriage

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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