The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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