- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

asians have slitted eyes lol

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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