I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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