Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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