- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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