A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A gay man watches football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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