- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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