Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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