What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Dwarf Shortage

A man did not like this site

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

it was all Tagart

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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