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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Take wrong turns

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Anti Joke

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