- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Brain fart

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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