- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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