- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Rylan Clark

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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