What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Anti Joke

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