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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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