Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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