What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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