- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Actually it was me Josh brown

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

America

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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