- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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