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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Cheese

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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