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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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