I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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