- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Potassium? K.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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