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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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