What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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womens rights

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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