What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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