What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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