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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

The holocaust

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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