- Anti Joke

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon