What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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