Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

woman's rights

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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