- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.