- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

here's a joke... the american education society

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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