- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

antijoke is the best website.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

you will like this because i am black.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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