- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.