What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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