How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Anti Joke

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