- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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