- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

race-car = rac-ecar

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

homosexual rights to marriage

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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