- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

This is an anti-joke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Long joke Your such a downey

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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