Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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