- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??