- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

will you like this joke my sources say no

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

My jeans

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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