- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

One, two, three, four and five

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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