An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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