- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

God is real.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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