Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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time to spruce up!

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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