- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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