-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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