- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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