- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I'm hungry.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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