- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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