- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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