Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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