A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Men's rights

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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