Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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a man checks his mypsace

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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