What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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