- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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