whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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