What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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your face

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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