- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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