- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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