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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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