Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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