- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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