- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

The New York Giants

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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