- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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