- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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