A man walks into a bar. Ow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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