- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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