Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Potassium? K.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's white and gluey Glue

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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