Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Turkey Balls

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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