roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Cheese

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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