They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

I am a mime

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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