What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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