- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

So FDR walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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