Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Donald Trump

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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