- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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