- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Take part of what?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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