I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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An anti-joke

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Racial Equality

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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