- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Women's professional sports

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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