- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I'm Polish.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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