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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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