Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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