Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A sober Irish individual.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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