- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

The chickens have become self-aware!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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