- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

scraggle is in you pillow case

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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