- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I have a really funny joke.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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