Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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