- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead