Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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womans rights...

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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