Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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