Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Dead girls can't say no.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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