- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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