Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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