- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

I love you

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Stop. Seriously stop.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

An anti-joke

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Take wrong turns

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

My mom

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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