- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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