- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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