- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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