What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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