To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How you know when dislextic

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A sober Irish individual.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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