Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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