- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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