- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

civil rights

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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