- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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