Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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whats white jizz

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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