- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

every cloud has a silver lining

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

I'm hungry.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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