- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

God is real.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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