What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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