How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

XD Jackass.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

it was all Tagart

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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