- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

White men's rights

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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