Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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