Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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