A man did not like this site

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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