- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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