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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

So these two girls have a cup .

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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