- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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