why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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