What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Charlie Sheen

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

i hate non minorities!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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