womens rights.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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