- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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