knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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i hate non minorities!

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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