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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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