- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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