- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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