What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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guess what? bannanas

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