- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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