Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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