How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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