What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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My cat just died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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