- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

NEVER

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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