- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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