- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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