Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A man goes to the potty.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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