- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Get up Look in the mirror

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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