- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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