Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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