What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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