Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

i'm hard

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Anti Joke

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