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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's blue? The sky.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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