- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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