Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

So a bar walks into a man...

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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