What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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