Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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