- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A muslim walks out of a plane.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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