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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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