Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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