Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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