Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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