- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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