- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

womans having rights.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Robin, get in the car, please.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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