- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Pain Olympics.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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