- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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