what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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