A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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