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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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