- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Women.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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