- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

i saw amango it splootered

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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