I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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womans rights...

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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