- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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