- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.