A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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