- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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