Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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deez nuts

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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