- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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