Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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