A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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