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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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