- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man goes to the potty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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