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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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