Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock Come in

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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