- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Batman.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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