- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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