your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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