What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

hey hey apple

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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