What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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