What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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time to spruce up!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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