How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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