Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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