- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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