What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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