What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Obama lin Baden.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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