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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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