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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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