Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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