- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

read this sentence again.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

every cloud has a silver lining

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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