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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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