What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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