What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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