- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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