Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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