Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A lot eh?

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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womens rights

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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