- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why? Because.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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