- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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