- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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