A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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