- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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