Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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