- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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