- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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