What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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