Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Donald Trump

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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