- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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