What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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