Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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