Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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