- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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