- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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