A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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