Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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