- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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