- Anti Joke

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.