Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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