- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

5 Italian guys from Long Island

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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