George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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