- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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