- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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