why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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