What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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