- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??