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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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