- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

why does the man appear fat he is

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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