- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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