- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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