- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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