- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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