what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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