- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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