What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

a man makes a bad joke

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Jimmy Saville

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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