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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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