- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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