Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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