How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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