Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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