- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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