- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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