- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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