What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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