Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

No your aunties a joke

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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