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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Donald Trump

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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