- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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