Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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