- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Women's rights

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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