- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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