how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Nicholas Cage

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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69.... is a number

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Gay rights

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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