Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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