- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

hers a joke... japanese people

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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