- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

No it doesnt..

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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