that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Turkey Balls

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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