What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Peas

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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