Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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