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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

So a baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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