- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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