How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops