50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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