- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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