::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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