- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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