A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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