Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's white and gluey Glue

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

This is a joke.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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