What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

God is real.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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