- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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