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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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