- Anti Joke

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.