- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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