A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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