- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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