- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, yup.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!