so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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