- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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