What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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autistic kids rock

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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