A women left the kitchen.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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