- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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