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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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