why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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