- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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