- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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