Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Racial Equality

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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