Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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pull my finger (farts)

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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