- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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