Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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