- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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