- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Killing your friend as a joke.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

drugs.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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