- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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