- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Maths.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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