What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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