Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dog was barking at a tree

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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