- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

this website is a bad joke

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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