- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock knock. Get out!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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