How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Potassium? K.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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