A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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