- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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