the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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