Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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