- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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