- Anti Joke

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Camerons hair is Curly..

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver