- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

women's rights

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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