- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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