- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

XD Jackass.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Dane Cook makes a joke.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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