Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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