- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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