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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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