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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What? Huh?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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