- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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