Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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