- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.