What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Yellow People !!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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