What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Take part of what?

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Anti Joke

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