- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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