What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Massie is a fatass

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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