What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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