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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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