Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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penis. nuff said.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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