Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Granny porn!

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Knock knock Come in

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A man did not like this site

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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