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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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