- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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