- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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