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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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