- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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