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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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