- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Massie is a fatass

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Jesus Christ

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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