- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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