Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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