- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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