what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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woman's rights

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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