- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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