What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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