whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Connor is homosexuaI

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