Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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