- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why? Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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