- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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