Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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womens rights.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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