- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

woman's rights

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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