- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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