- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

I? Everett

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is the difference?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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