- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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