- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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