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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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