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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...