- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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