- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Jovan

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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