- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Yes

woman's rights

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.