- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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