- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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