- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

The New York Giants

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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