- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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