- Anti Joke

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.