- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A dancer walks into a barre

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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