- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What? Huh?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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