- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

God is real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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