- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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