- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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