why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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