- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Pain Olympics.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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