- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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