What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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