Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why? Because.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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