- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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