- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What rhymes with milk...milf

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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