- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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