A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A pope meets another one

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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