- Anti Joke

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock come in

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!