- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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