- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

NEVER

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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