How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

like most people my age. im 27

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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