Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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