- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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