- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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