- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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