- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Indians

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

hi jonny

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

like if your cool

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