- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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