- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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