- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

penis. nuff said.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

I'm Polish.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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