- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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