- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

so today i took a poop. hehe

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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