A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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