How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Anti Joke

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