- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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