What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Lololol

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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