whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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