- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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