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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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