Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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