- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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