- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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