Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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