- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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