- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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