- Anti Joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.