What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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