one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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