Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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The New York Giants

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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you gay?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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