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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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