Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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