Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Suck pussy

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Kameron Brown is gay.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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