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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

XD Jackass.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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