- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

My spelling is horrible

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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