- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

i hate non minorities!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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