Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You have friends

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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