- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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