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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock Knock.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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