A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

you will like this because i am black.

Potassium? K.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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