What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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sadf

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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