- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did you poop because you are a poop

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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