- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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