- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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