- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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