- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

I'm Polish.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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