What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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