- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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