I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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