- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Cripples are lame.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

woman's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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