Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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