Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Women's professional sports

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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