Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I am a mime

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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