- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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