Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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