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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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