why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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AIDS

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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