- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Potassium? K.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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