- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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