- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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