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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

asians have slitted eyes lol

class is canceled. My professor died.

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