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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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