- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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