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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.