- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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