Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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