- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

My spelling is horrible

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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