- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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