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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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