- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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