- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Democracy.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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