- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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