Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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