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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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