A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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