What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How you know when dislextic

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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