- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Obama lin Baden.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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