The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A black man walks out of a police station

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