- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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