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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

pull my finger (farts)

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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