why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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