Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Anti Joke

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