- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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