- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

the WNBA.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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