What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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