- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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