- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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