Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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