What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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