- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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