What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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