- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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