- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

your mom was so fat that she died.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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