- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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