- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

the WNBA.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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