What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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woman's rights

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Tony Romo

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yes

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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