How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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