What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Cheese

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A man goes to the potty.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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