- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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