- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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