Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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