- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

My jeans

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

will you like this joke my sources say no

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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