- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

bite me

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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