So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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the economy.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Yes

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