- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What rhymes with milk...milf

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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