Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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