- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the dog die? He was old

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

XD Jackass.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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