What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A lot eh?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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