How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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