- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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