whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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