"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Knock knock Come in

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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