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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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