- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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