- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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