What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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