How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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