Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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