whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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