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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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