What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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