What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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FUCK YOU

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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69

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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every cloud has a silver lining

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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