- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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