- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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