- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??