- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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