- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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