A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Jimmy Saville

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

12 in general

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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