- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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