justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

One, two, three, four and five

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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