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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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