- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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