- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The chickens have become self-aware!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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