- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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