Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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