Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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your so fat. your fat!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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