- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

women's rights

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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