There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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