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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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