- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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