- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Cheese

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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