- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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