Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

My cat just died.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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