- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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