Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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I love alchohol!

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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