- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??