- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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