- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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