What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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