Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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bite me

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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