- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Death by kayak

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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