- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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