the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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