- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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