- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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