Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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