- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Dwight Howard

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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