Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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