Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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