- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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