- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

miha kako si?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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