Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The holocaust

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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