What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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dat shoe shine tho

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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