What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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