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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how do you win a game try your best

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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