- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

womens rights.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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