- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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