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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

i saw amango it splootered

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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