- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A lot eh?

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A gay man watches football.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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