- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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