- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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