- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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