Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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