- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Women's Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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