Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Knock, Knock Come in

drugs.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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