Knock knock knock OCD

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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