Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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