- Anti Joke

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My cat just died.

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