Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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