- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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