- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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