- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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