Knock knock Come in

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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