- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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