What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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