- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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