the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Ehh

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Wanna hear a joke? no

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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