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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

womens rights.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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