- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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