- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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