What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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