- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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