- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

You know what's funny? Rape

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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