What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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