What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Gay rights.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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