- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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