- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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