A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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