Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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