Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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