Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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