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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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