what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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