How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Death by kayak

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Andoni was here

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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