Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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