Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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