- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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