Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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