- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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