- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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