- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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