Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A penis walks into a bar..

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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