Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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