- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A dancer walks into a barre

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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