okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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