Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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school homewrok

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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