What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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i saw amango it splootered

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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