Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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