- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Jack Stevens

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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