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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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