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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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