- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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batman farted so hes retarded

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