A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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