- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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