- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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