- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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