- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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