- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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