- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Go away still nothing to see

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why dont they make black forks

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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