- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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