- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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