who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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