- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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