- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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