Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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