- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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