I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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