- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How old are you? 7

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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