Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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