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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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