Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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