Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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