- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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