- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

i hate non minorities!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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