PIED NINNY!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Anti Joke

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