- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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