- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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