- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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