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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

The chickens have become self-aware!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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