A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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No

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Women's professional sports

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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