What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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