- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's blue? The sky.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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