there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why? Because.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Anti Joke

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