- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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