Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Jimmy Saville

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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