What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Albino African Americans

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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