What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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