Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Nobody cares maddie!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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