- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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