- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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