Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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