What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Anti Joke

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