Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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