- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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