- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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