- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

knock knock go away

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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