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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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