- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

this website is a bad joke

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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