- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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