Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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