what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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