Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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