- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Maths.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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