What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

One, two, three, four and five

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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