- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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