What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What? Huh?

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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