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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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