- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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