- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

PIED NINNY!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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