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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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