What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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