- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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