- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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