- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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