A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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