- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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