- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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