What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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