Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Gay rights.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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