A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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