-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A lot eh?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

penis. nuff said.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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