why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Sarah Palin.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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