- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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