- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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