a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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