- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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