- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A black man walks out of a police station

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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