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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jimmy Saville

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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