- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man goes to the potty.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

poopy is poopy

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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