3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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