Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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whats black and strange a paki

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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