Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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you will like this because i am black.

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