- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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