Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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