Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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