- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Women's professional sports

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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