Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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