You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Anti Joke

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