Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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