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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What is my name? I dont know

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hi jonny

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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