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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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