- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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