- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The diamond one below is hilarious.

hers a joke... japanese people

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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