Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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