Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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