- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Get out!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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