- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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