What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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