-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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