- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Men's rights

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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