Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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