- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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