- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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