- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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