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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.