There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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