- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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