when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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* anti-punchline

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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