- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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