Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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13 =B you just learned something

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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