- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's better than a stick? A stone

you will like this because i am black.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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