Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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