- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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