Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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