knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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can you touch your toes? no

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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