why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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