What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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