- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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