- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A women left the kitchen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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