- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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