- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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