- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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