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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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