ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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