Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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