What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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woman's rights

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Yes

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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