What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Come in

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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