- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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