- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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