Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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