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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Pain Olympics.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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