The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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bangers and mash?

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Women's rights.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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