- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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