- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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