- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

every knight i see an owl at window

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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