So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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