Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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