- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

whats black and strange a paki

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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