- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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