What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why? Because.

Knock, knock. Come in.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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