What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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