What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock Come in

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

homosexual rights to marriage

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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