A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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