- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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