- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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