What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's just not right? Left

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

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