- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A fat guy!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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