- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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