- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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