- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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