WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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