- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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