- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

whats the stage after cancer? you die

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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