- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Cheese

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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