Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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it was all Tagart

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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