- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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