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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Your mom.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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