What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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