whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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