- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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