Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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