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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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