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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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