Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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