- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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