- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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