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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

You idiot.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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