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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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