- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Obama lin Baden.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

woman's rights

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??