- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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