How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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womens rights.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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