What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man did not like this site

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Knock Knock Come in

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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