- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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