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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

antonio has a penis head.lol

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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