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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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