How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Manchester City

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

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