How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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I'm Polish.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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