- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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