- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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