- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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