If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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