- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

The Labour Party.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What page are you on The gay page.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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