- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

like if your cool

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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