A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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