What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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