- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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