If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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