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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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