- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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