Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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