- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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