- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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