What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

The holocaust

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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