- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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