Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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A lot eh?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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