Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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