How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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