A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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