- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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