Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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