There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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America

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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