- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how much fish could a chicken

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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