- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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