- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's 9+10? 19

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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