- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Death by kayak

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