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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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