- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Maths.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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