- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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