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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Pain Olympics.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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