What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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