- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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