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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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