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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

pull my finger (farts)

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

my egg roll

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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