Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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