Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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