- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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