Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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