Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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