- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A russian gives away vodka.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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