Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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