- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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