- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A lot eh?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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