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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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