- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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