- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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