- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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