- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Death by kayak

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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