- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

One, two, three, four and five

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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