- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president