what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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