Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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the WNBA.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

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