- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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