- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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