Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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