- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

knock knock come in !

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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