- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

XD Jackass.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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