What's white and sticky.... Jizz

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

America

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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