- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A guy walks into a bar

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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