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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

You are joking right?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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