- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Death by kayak

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I have a really funny joke.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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