- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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