- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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