- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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