Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

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