- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Your mom.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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