- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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