Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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