- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what are you mike bibby?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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