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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I shot a bitch.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A person from Singapore eats

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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