- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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