Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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