- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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