Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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your face

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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