- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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