- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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