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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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