- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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