Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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autistic kids rock

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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