- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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