Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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