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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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