What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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