My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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