Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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