Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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