Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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