In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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