- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Sarah Palin.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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