- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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