- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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