- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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