What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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