- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

your mom.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Albino African Americans

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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