- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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