Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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