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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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