- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.