What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

This is an anti-joke.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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