Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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