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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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