What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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