Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Come in

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Once upon a time a was born

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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