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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A fat guy!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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