- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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