Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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