- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Charlie Sheen

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What are annoying? Ads.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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