What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Tunechi

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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I? Everett

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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