How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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