What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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