i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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