- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

womens rights.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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