knock knock Dave's not here.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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