- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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