- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

penis. nuff said.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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