What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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