A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What is green and slow Grass.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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