Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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