A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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