- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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