A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Anti Joke

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