- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

8================D-------- (.Y.)

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??