- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

i'm hard

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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