Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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BIG MAC'S

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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