- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Granny porn!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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