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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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