You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Neither have I

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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