Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

human centipede

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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