I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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