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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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