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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

You idiot.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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