- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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