Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

12/23/2012

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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