- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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