Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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