- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

My mom

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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