- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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