Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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