What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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kieran is a homosexual

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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