- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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