- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

scraggle is in you pillow case

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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