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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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