What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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