- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I'm Polish.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead