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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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