- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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