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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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