What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Gustavo Andrade

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

hey guys im gay

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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