Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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this website is a bad joke

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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