What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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