- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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