- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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