How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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