A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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