Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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