Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Pain Olympics.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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