What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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my gramma died

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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