What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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