- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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