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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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