Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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