Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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