- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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