What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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