- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What's white and horny? A unicorn

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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