- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What are annoying? Ads.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Charlie Sheen

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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