- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue? The sky.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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