Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Anti Joke

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