- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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