What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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