Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man did not like this site

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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