- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock knock Come in

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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