What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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