- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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