Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

My cat just died.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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