A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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alert('The Game')

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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My children are mistakes

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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