What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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