Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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