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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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