- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

you will like this because i am black.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Andoni was here

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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