what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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