- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Happy Monday!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

read this sentence again.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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