Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Anti Joke

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