a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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