- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A muslim walks into a gun shop

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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