A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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