- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Dwight Howard

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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