What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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