- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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