q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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