- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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