- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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