why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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your mom.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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