- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

women's rights.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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