- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

America

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Poop...

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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