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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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