- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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