- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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