- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I am a mime

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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