A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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