- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

VITAMIN C!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Tall asians

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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