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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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