Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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