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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

bangers and mash?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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