- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You are joking right?

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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