- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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