- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your're racist.

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