- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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