what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

a black man pays his child support

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Anti Joke

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