Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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