How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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