What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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