One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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