- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

I asked her where you were.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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