- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Communism hehe xd

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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