Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

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