There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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