- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Granny porn!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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