There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why? Because.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Women drivers...

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

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