Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A penis walks into a bar..

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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