- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I? Everett

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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