- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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