- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Golf.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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