What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Anti Joke

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