- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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