xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Chuck Norris.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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