Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

XD Jackass.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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