What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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