- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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