- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A fat guy!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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