How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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a man checks his mypsace

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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