Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I'm homeless.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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