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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

America

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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