What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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