i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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