A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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