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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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