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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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