- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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