- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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