- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

knock knock Goodbye

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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