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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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