Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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