- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock Knock Who did that?

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