There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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hi jonny

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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