Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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