- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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