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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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