- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

asians have slitted eyes lol

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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