What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's 9+10? 19

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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