- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

civil rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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