- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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