- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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