Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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