- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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