- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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