- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how do you call someone? use a phone

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

My cat just died.

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