- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

The american education system.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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