- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

womens rights.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Ross.

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