I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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