- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

My cat just died.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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