- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

deez nuts

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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