- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Your mom.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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