- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why can't february march Because april may

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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