- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what are you mike bibby?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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