Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Massie is a fatass

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

womens rights.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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