- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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