- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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