- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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