Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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