- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??