Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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