Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your adopted.....

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