Donald Trump

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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