Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why? Because.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

can you touch your toes? no

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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