- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

i wonder who made this website? a human

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

One, two, three, four and five

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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