A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

i wonder who made this website? a human

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A fat guy!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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