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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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