- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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