- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Justin Bieber

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your're racist.

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