What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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