A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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