Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Gustavo Andrade

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So these two girls have a cup .

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Anti Joke

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