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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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