- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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