Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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