What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Black people are innocent.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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