Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I won the game.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Military intelligence.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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69

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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jgkbk,mn

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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