Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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