What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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This joke isnt funny.

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gays

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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