- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

dildo

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

Johnny just finished his pie.

I have no joke. u mad?

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??