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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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