What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Penis

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Aodhan Hearty

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Freedom of Speech

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What time is it? 10:58

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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