- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's 9 +10 19

Why Because

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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