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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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