What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I won the game.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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