This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Exactly what?

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Women's rights

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does this look unsure to you?

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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jokes r dumb

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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