- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jews for Jesus

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock Knock. F uck off.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

penis

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

i like potatoes

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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