if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Myspace

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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fart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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jgkbk,mn

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What's 9 +10 19

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