What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Women's rights.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's 6 + 9? 15.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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