Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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penis

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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poop.........

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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