- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Women's rights

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Jews for Jesus

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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