- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's big? Jupiter.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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