- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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