A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Myspace

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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I won the game.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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