- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Aodhan Hearty

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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