I met a man today. His name was John.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

poop.........

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Hey, come here often? No.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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