how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

fart

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Aodhan Hearty

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Penis

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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