Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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There is a car full of black people.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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