- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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