What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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hi my name is? joe

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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