What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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