Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

james schmitt whats your last name

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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