Steering Wheel Face.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

I got shot, you laughed

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

jokes r dumb

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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