- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

fart

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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