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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Women's rights.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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