- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

why did the man die? he got shot

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Santa Clogged my toliet

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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