- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

GRAAAAAAAR.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Women's rights.

A black succeeds

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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