- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Women's rights.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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