- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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