- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

jokes r dumb

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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