What what In the butt

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

i have 2 penises

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Slavery

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Penis

Why Because

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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