- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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