- Anti Joke

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

You are the third derivative of the position function.

im jewish

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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