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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

a banana

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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