knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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james schmitt whats your last name

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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I won the game.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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