- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

live babies

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Turtles

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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