Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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minorities

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Hello

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DANA

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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The WNBA.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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