Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

knock knock you may come in

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

I got shot, you laughed

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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