a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Black people are innocent.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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