- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

gay marriage.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

American healthcare.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

So one time this woman was learning...

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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