What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A black succeeds

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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