- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A black succeeds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Men's rights

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