- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A black succeeds

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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