- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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