What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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black people. that is all...

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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dildo

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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