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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

This joke isnt funny.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

gays

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i like potatoes

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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