- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

drugs.

Charlie Sheen

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What are annoying? Ads.

why does the man appear fat he is

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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