- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why dont they make black forks

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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