- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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