What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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