- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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