- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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