Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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