Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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