your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I am a mime

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Anti Joke

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