- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats green and slimy? green slim

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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