- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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