- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Maths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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