- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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