- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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