- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

One, two, three, four and five

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

XD Jackass.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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