- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

I shot a bitch.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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