- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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