- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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