Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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