- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, yup.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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