- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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