why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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