why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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