- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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