What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I like that, but why am I happy?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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