A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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