Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Julian Ha.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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