- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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