- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A lot eh?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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