- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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