Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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alert('The Game')

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A car walks into a bar.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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