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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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