- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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