- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

scraggle is in you pillow case

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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