What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What page are you on The gay page.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Actually it was me Josh brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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