- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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