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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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