Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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