Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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