- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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