why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Sarah Palin.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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