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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

why does the man appear fat he is

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Charlie Sheen

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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