My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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