- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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