- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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