- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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