- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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