What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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