- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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