- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

knock knock go away

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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