- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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