- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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