- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Pain Olympics.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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