- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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