- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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