- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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