Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anyone??????????/

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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