how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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