- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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