A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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