What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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