- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.