Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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