"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Anti Joke

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