- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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