The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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