- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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