why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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