In soviet Russia...things are different

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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