- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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