how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Democracy.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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