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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Im taking a shit right now.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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