Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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