- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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