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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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