- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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