- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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