- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Get on the boat.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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