- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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