why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Anti Joke

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