- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

woman's rights

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A chicken walked into the bar...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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