- Anti Joke

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!