- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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