- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

womens rights.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Jesus Christ

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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