A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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I'm tired.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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