class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Anti Joke

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