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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

like if your cool

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

João Duarte reads this.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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