antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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