The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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