- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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