- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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