EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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