- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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