why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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I? Everett

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Yes

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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