- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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