- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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