- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and strange a paki

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Death by kayak

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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