- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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