Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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