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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

The New York Giants

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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