- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A blonde dies Lololol

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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