what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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jews

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Anti Joke

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