- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

poopy is poopy

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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