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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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