- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Your mom.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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