Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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