What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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