- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your're racist.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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