- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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