- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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