I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Anti Joke

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