- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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