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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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