- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Andoni was here

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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