- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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