- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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