- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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