- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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