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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A pope meets another one

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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