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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.