Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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