- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

homosexual rights to marriage

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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