- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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