- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Democracy.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

womens rights

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

like if your cool

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Bitch

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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