Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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knock knock come in

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Donald Trump

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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