A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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