- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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