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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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