- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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