- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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