There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A van drives into a car.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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