- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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