when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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