How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I think everybody should have a penis.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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