- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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