What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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