Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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womens rights.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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