- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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