- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A lot eh?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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