- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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