- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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