How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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