Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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