- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the blue berry cross the road

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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