What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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