- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Microwave

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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