- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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