what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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