- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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