Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

This is an anti-joke.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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