Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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