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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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