- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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