Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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