What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Poker face

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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