- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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