Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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how man

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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