do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Read a Book.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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