- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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