Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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