- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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