- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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