- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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