- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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