- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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