- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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