Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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