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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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