Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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