- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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