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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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