Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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