God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Your Mom

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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