Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Yellow People !!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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