what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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I agree

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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