What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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