What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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I asked her where you were.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

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