- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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