"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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