Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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