What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yes

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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