What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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