read this sentence again.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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