- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

12 niqqa 12.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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