why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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