- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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