- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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