What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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