You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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