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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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