What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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your face

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A lot eh?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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