- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Death by kayak

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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