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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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