- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.