- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Flowers are colors Love me

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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