- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Tony Romo

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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