What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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