- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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