Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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