When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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One, two, three, four and five

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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