- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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