- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

your mom was so fat that she died.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

HELLO EVERYONE

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

I will create more jobs for americans

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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