Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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