- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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