A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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I don't get it

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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