Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

jews

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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