How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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cory is gay

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like if your cool

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Anti Joke

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