- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

The Labour Party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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