- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What is better than life? Nothing.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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