so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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