You know what's funny? Rape

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Apple hates Blackberry.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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