- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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