- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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