What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

13 =B you just learned something

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A man did not like this site

Knock Knock Who's there

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Anti Joke

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