- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

9/11 my birthday

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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