A lot eh?

penis. nuff said.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I have read the terms and conditions

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is 9+10? 19

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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