Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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