What has two legs? Half a cat

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Neither have I

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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