Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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I agree

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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