why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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