- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A women left the kitchen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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