- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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