- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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