A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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