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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Gus's mom

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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