What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Anti Joke

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