- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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