Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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