Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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