- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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