- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's white and black? Color blind.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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