- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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