- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Maths.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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