What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Your mom.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Anti Joke

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