- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.