- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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