- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

whats long and black? a baton

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