- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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