What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Tony Romo

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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