- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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