Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

drugs.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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