- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

what looks like a banana? a penis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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