- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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