- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Potassium? K.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

knock knock Goodbye

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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