- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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