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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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