- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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