- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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