- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Your mom.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.