Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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