Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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