- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!