- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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