1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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