- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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