Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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