- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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