A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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