- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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