- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The holocaust

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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