- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

guess what what ...

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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