Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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