- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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