For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

My cat just died.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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