A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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