- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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