How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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