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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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