- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Communism hehe xd

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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