yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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