Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Read a Book.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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