What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is green and slow Grass.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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