What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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My cat just died.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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