Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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