How you know when dislextic

Actually it was me Josh brown

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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