- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??