Black people stink of shite!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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