- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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