Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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I'm Polish.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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