- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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