- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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