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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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