whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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