"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man did not like this site

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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