- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Dwarf Shortage

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Please ignore this statement.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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