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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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