What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What? Huh?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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