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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is the difference?